Leaving a birthday party, Daniel asked, "Why did Alex have Spiderman cake and Spiderman plates?"
M: "Well, I guess he must like Spiderman. Do you like Spiderman?"
D: "No."
M: "Why?"
D: "Because I don't want to get all webbed up."
Arriving home after a barbecue after aforementioned bday party, half-lidded in his car seat: "I'm just so tired I could close my eyes right now. But first I want a peanut butter sandwich."
