Conversation

Mary: "Hey, Edward, do you know what today is?
Edward: "Ummm...Uncle P.J.'s birthday?"
M: "No, that was Thursday. Today is June 25."
E: considers a moment "I'm five-and-a-HALF?!"
M: "You got it!"
E: looks down and gives himself a slow toes-to-head once over "I think I'm a little taller!"