D: Mom, why does she have purple hair?
M: Well, I guess she likes it that way.
D: She used dye to make her hair purple. Why don't you?
M: Well, purple hair's not really my thing.
M: Well, purple hair's not really my thing.
D: inspecting me more closely "I see you used some white dye in your hair on the sides."
(Hello, cut and color, please!?)
M: That's actually not dye. When you get older your hair starts to turn white. You know like Gram and PopPop and Grandma and Grandpa?
D: But Daddy's older than you. Why doesn't he have white hair?
M: (did not say) "because it's totally unfair!" (did say) "Because his hair is blond like yours and it's hard to see the white mixed in.