Edward circumvented our "Saturday sleep until 7 a.m." rule by asking to come in our bed at 6:30 "to snuggle." John allowed it, "But you have to be very quiet."
Soon John was back asleep and Edward turned the tables on him.
*whispering* "Daddy? Can you please stop that noise"
John--groggy--"Huh?"
Me--stifling guffaws--"You're snoring, dear."
Edward--still whispering--"It's very loud, Daddy."
Me--no longer stifling guffaws. Welcome to my world!