Edward just announced, "You know, the tooth fairy does not give you money for your tooth."

Gulp! What has has he heard??

Quick thinking John replied, "Oh, no? Where does the money come from?"

Edward: "Well, the tooth fairy has a wand, right?"

Yes...

"So, she uses the wand to turn the tooth into money."

"What an interesting theory. Good thinking!" we replied, breathing a sigh of relief.

Innocence preserved, at least for a little bit longer. (Picture from Easter morning.)